For those unaware, Dessarae Bradford is brand-new for 2009 at www.famousrobot.com.

A HEARTFELT PLEA

Dessarae, we all know that Colin Farrell was once a wanton manslut. I’ll also allow that, through your previous ‘vocation’, you might have had some loose association with him. But back then he was brain-fried and indiscriminate. Today, isn’t it clear that he hasn’t stopped to give you a second thought since? (Neither, come to think of it, has Alec Baldwin.) Farrell ignores you, no doubt in the hope that you will eventually go away, because now that he’s drug- and alcohol-free he would never consciously enmesh himself with a woman such as you. It wasn’t that he wanted YOU, you see, but merely the ‘services’ you had to offer. There’s a distinction.

Moreover, a true victim of stalking doesn’t sob ‘woe is me’ while unashamedly courting the media and attempting to profit from his or her ‘suffering’. On top of everything else on which you would hope to capitalize, why the need to film a ‘romantic comedy’ about being a stalking victim?? Ah, but therein lies the rub - your belief that Colin Farrell's fleeting dalliance with you is the great romance that never was. The truth is that you cannot see the situation for what it is – that Farrell, if ever he associated with you, only cared about what you could do to make him feel better. Addictions make people selfish that way. See how quickly he denied all knowledge of you when he needed to? You're not the type a celebrity, a professional, or simply any self-respecting man would want the world to know about - even though such a man may know you 'privately'. Doesn't make it right, but that's how it is. Do yourself a favor, cut your losses, and give the situation a well-earned rest.

I’d pretty much say that his persistent silence speaks volumes, yet it’s his very silence that has you so out of control. No one talks about you except you, and your only claim to 'fame' is the extent to which you can drag out this overplayed, one-dimensional story. Yet YOU are the stalker, not he, and your rantings would be amusing if they didn’t so painfully highlight your instability. Your persecution of Colin is his lesson for lack of discernment, but YOUR lesson is to not be so ‘giving’ (read ‘cheap’) without any assurances. If you work in the sex industry (as a PHONE SEX OPERATOR, to give a random example), you are at peril for perpetually making the mistake that sex equals love. Please note that he has since moved on with new acclaim, new films and new romances, while you remain in the same sad groove. Your disordered shrieking is the typical behaviour of a woman scorned.

Is there no one in your circle who cares about you enough to arrange the help you so clearly need? Paranoid schizophrenia seems about right in terms of your particular ailment. Yours is a pitiful case of what happens to a human being devoid of a sense of self. From me to you, I’m actually begging you to get yourself seen to. The spectacle you’ve become for lacking shame, integrity and a good psychiatrist is nothing short of disturbing. You should also take a leaf out of Colin's book and try rehab.

It is hoped that this and other postings will eventually have you see the light. Where you were once entertaining in a lukewarm sort of way, it is now high time you stopped the buffoonery, for the sake of womankind - and, indeed, for all of humanity.