Paris partied with four guys at Area before bringing them back to her place, Hilary and her sister Haylie clubbed hopped from Parc to Area (with Kevin Connolly!), Scarlett Johanssen left Parc with her jacket over her head, and stayed that way all the way back to the Chateau, Ryan Reynolds and Isaac Cohen were also partying in Hollywood for St. Patrick’s Day.

Paris Hilton has fans of every age, shape, and size –one such character couldn’t contain her excitement as Hilton returned from a night of clubbing to find this loudmouth fan lingering in the corner shouting for a photo op. Thank god I’m not a Hilton neighbor, who could stand such a racked.

BFFs Paris and Elisha started their Friday at Les Deux, and ended up partying at a house party in the Hills until 4am! When they were leaving, a guy leaned out of a car and screamed “I love the girl next door!” and Elisha screamed back “f*ck you!” What a night Saturday, March 10th.

After spending the day shopping with Elisha Cuthbert, Paris threw a party at her house! (Saturday, March 10) Paris looked gorgeous in gold when she poked her head out briefly, Seth McFarlane gave us a lesson on etiquette (and some soundbites in character as “Stewie”), Effren Ramirez seemed to be having a great time, Vincent Gallo kept mum, and Elliot Mintz had plenty to say about everything and anything.

The Hotel Heiress stops by McDonalds to get a #1 combo, chicken mcnuggets, and an apple pie on her way home from the club.

Nicky and Paris Hilton make a extravagant exit in Beverly Hills.

Paris Hilton does her best 4D poses as she walks to her car after having her licensce suspended.

The most interesting days on this job always tend to be the ones immediately after Paris Hilton somehow gets herself in trouble - simply because nobody on earth is better at getting themselves out of it! Tuesday night, for instance, Paris had her sickeningly awesome Bentley impounded by the cops after driving with a suspended license, much to the apparent delight of %95 of the internet. So how do we catch her the next day?