The Simple Life star’s car was impounded by cops and the hotel heiress could have her probation revoked!

Somehow I think the most painful punishment for Paris would be to take away her cell phone ...

Before getting stopped by the fuzz Paris spent much of the day at home for a photo shoot. Flawlessly made up, stunningly spray-tanned, and impecibly quaffed, why not race down Sunset Blvd. and show the world your style!! Oh, but don't forget to turn your lights on.

Paris hit a couple of her favorite places on Friday - Portofino's for some tanning and Pinkberry's for some fro-yo! She signs a few autographs for kids, although she seems to ignore the one who claims to have found her dog once! Also, check out her necklace – could she and Stavros be getting serious?

When you're an heiress, one birthday party just won't do! Paris held a second birthday bash for herself at her house Saturday night. Her parents, Rick and Kathy (whose reaction to one of Paris’ biggest fans was quite amusing) were there for their daughter's second celebration, as was sister Nicky with boyfriend David Katzenberg, Kendra from The Girls Next Door (who said that Bridget and Holly were at home asleep), Brandon Davis, DJ Paul (from Three Six Mafia), a very drunk Wee Man from Jackass, Brett Ratner and Elliot Mintz also made an appearance at the big bash.

Who says it's easy being a super-rich socialite? All of Paris Hilton's millions don't excuse her from her occasional duties - like helping her lesser-listed friends get into super-hot nightclubs! We spotted Paris flying solo last night, but by the time she got to Area, she took it upon herself to find some company by calling Stavros Niarchos and Brandon Davis. Unfortunately, neither one was cool enough to get in - meaning Paris had to wait by the door all night!

Paris Hilton hit the road (er, sky) yesterday, but we couldn't let her get away without a comment on the Britney situation! Paris wished her former friend "the best" before heading into LAX to catch a plane. Don't the days of Paris being the wild one in that friendship seem like a billion years ago?

Paris Hilton jetted back from Vienna to celebrate her 26th birthday last night in Las Vegas! The celebutante started off her night with dinner at Nobu with Nicole and Stavros, before heading over to the Hard Rock's Body English for her big bash! The club was decorated with a photo of the nearly-naked Heiress - wearing nothing but a microphone cord wrapped around her body!

Tanning at Portofino, little bit 'a religion -- she stopped at a Lutheran church in Hollywood (repenting for her sins?), shopping at Maxfield, a wave good-bye for the paps. All in a day's work for Ms. Hilton!