Wednesday September 19th: Paris continues to deny the rumors that surfaced last week that she was planning to adopt four blondes to make into mini versions of herself. After Paris’s workout with her personal trainer at the Sports Club LA; in typical heiress fashion she simply said “no”, which wasn't quite as eloquent as her statement to People.com where she said, "That's retarded. No, I'm not." We're still thanking our lucky stars! Four Paris' for the future would be too much for even us to handle!